A collection of things already said.

danageekmom — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:58:43 +0000

Did you just compare our baby to an X-Box?

No, no more cheeseburger perfume.

Huggles do not make all better.

No, you can’t feed the cats to a bear.

No, you cannot feed the cats to a lion.

You are not black.

This isn’t a choose your own ethnicity.

Stop telling people you were shipped in a crate.

We are not naming the baby Rocket Awesome. I don’t care if Paul is naming his child Superfly.

I never asked for a chocolate burrito.

If the garbage makes me vomit it’s time to take it outside.

We aren’t getting the baby a dog toy in the shape of a Blackberry. Why? Because he’s a dog, not a baby.

You aren’t getting “Game On” sex.

Fuck helper claw.
No Kyle, don’t eat mommy’s ballot.

Kyle put down mommies dirty panties.

Kyle please do not crawl into the dryer.

What it is

danageekmom — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:44:37 +0000

In everyone’s life there comes a time when you say “I never though I’d ever, ever have to say this. Ever. This blog is dedicated to those phrases in my life. Many are uttered after my husband has said yet another off the wall thing. Others are just things that have come up during every day life.

Things I never Thought I'd Say In My Life

A collection of things already said.

What it is