Did you just compare our baby to an X-Box?
No, no more cheeseburger perfume.
Huggles do not make all better.
No, you can’t feed the cats to a bear.
No, you cannot feed the cats to a lion.
You are not black.
This isn’t a choose your own ethnicity.
Stop telling people you were shipped in a crate.
We are not naming the baby Rocket Awesome. I don’t care if Paul is naming his child Superfly.
I never asked for a chocolate burrito.
If the garbage makes me vomit it’s time to take it outside.
We aren’t getting the baby a dog toy in the shape of a Blackberry. Why? Because he’s a dog, not a baby.
You aren’t getting “Game On” sex.
Fuck helper claw.
No Kyle, don’t eat mommy’s ballot.
Kyle put down mommies dirty panties.
Kyle please do not crawl into the dryer.
